If I could talk to the database
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To the tune of "Talk to the Animals" from Dr. Doolittle
If I could talk to the database,
talk to the database
think of all the things that I could find!
Sort it my way, sort it your way,
and perhaps sort it one more way—
sort it every way until I lose my mind
But if I talk to the database
then the whole human race
true peace and prosperity will find.
No more war, no more oppression
just a linear regression
of correlations ever well-defined!
If I could talk to the database
from nearly any place
information wonders we would see!
If I could talk to the database
walk through the database
field by field just slog through the database...
...then it would talk to me!
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